Kum-ba-yah, my Lord…

October 18, 2005 § 7 Comments

You are 42% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, and humility, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and love to all! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about “the man”, like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn’t a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble–thus making you an annoying hippie. And you listen to psychadelic rock and smoke a whole lot of pot. Okay, maybe not, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you did.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 44% on Rationality
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You scored higher than 55% on Extroversion
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You scored higher than 42% on Brutality
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You scored higher than 19% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test


§ 7 Responses to Kum-ba-yah, my Lord…

  • elsbet_vance says:

    This was me:
    You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to
    go on a shooting rampage. You are a rational person and tend to hold
    emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather
    introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep
    inside yourself. Combine these traits with your hatred of others and
    your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot
    innocent people in a rampage. Not only that, but you are also a very
    humble person–not a braggart at all–meaning you could possibly have
    low-self esteem. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a
    shooting rampage, because you wouldn’t care if you died as a result.
    Granted, you probably haven’t gone on a shooting rampage and probably
    never will, but all the motivations are there. In conclusion, your
    personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal,
    insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you,
    you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

  • elsbet_vance says:

    btw- I don’t hate people… I’m not sure why that got in there.

  • DT says:

    “morbid cold-hearted freak”
    Wow. That’s harsh.
    It’s only ’cause you’re Reformed Presby, y’know.. 😉

  • julieatnu says:

    Your post title made me laugh. 🙂

  • DT says:

    It was either that or “I’d like to teach the world to sing…”

  • welshwolf says:

    I’d take this quiz, but I’m pretty sure the results will fry what’s left of my brain.

  • tribal_pixie says:

    Is that Britney Spears??
    Lol, yup, sounds like you. I want to take that test. Oh no, I just read that… not “teach the world to sing!!” Anything but that!! Reminds me of 8th grade chorus, quirky Mrs Middleton, and Shonna and I goofing and making turkey noises and cracking up. I never was quite the serious one, huh? Anyway, says your opposite is the Sociopath, AKA Anthony.

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