Top 10 LJ Idol Week 2 Failed Posts Re: Apathy Topic

October 2, 2008 § 2 Comments

What I should care about but don’t

10. Personal grooming/hygiene.
9. That creepy guy who keeps following me home.
8. Puppies. Who doesn’t care about puppies???
7. The snarky wench who stole my promotion, even though I’m waaaay more qualified and have been there two years longer, and have twice the brains or personality she’ll ever… oh wait…
6. That my belly button lint collection now fills 3 mason jars.
5. My ability to quote Monty Python’s “Spam” sketch perfectly really doesn’t win friends or influence people.
4. That Dale Carengie would not be impressed with my mad skillz to network and schmooze.
3. That I can’t think of anything for number 3.
2. That my “stories” start to repeat after only knowing me less than a month.
1. That the Man is still trying to keep me down!

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