snagged from amenquohi

October 22, 2008 § Leave a comment


1. Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:
“Dawn needs a tripod.” Well, ok…

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
“Dawn looks like the lady from Roger Rabbit” niiice. Oh, wait, is that Jessica Rabbit, or do they mean the hyena-lady who chases Bob Hoskins character in Toon Town???

3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
“But know Dawn does ‘narrative enhancement’ and I don’t ‘gush'” narrative enhancement? Is that some kind of turbo-charged story-telling, or a euphemism for lying?

4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
“Dawn hates snowballs.” so not true. Now slush<balls on the other hand…

5: Type in “[your name] goes” in Google search:
“Dawn goes on hunger strike protest.” Well, that sounds a bit extreme…

6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
“Dawn loves Josh” love him? I hardly know him!

7: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:
“Dawn eats horrible food” I most certainly do not!!

8: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:
“Dawn Has a Date With Astronomic Asteroids.” That sounds exciting!”

9: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
“Dawn wants road closures to save lives.” You got that right! Whatever that means.

10. Type in “[your name] wears” in Google search.
“Where is the dress ‘Dawn’ wears in Eastenders on 20 October from?” You got me.


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