LJ Idol Season Six Week Nine: The Better Half: An Equation
January 7, 2010 § 26 Comments
Whole milk, once divided = skim milk + cream. Cream > Skim milk, therefore cream is the better half.
Honey comb = honey + wax (and sometimes unavoidable bee parts.) Honey is way > wax, and so is the undisputed better half.
Oil and vinegar, though easily divided, are > the sum of their parts when together, so there is no better half in this equation.
Peanut butter cups = AWESOME. They are peanut butter + chocolate. When divided, they still = AWESOME. Peanut butter cups have no better half, they are two AWESOME halves multiplied by infinite levels of AWESOMOCITY.
Me + Matt = Elanor. She, like oil and vinegar, is greater than the sum of her parts, though she is non-divisible. Like Peanut butter cups, she does not have a better half, but achieves infinite levels of AWESOMOCITY. Like milk, she makes a complete whole, but is greater than cream, and sweeter than honey.
Her value equals immeasurable joy and untold worth.