March 15, 2005 § 3 Comments

I recently listened to the director’s commentary and was sent into joyful, geeky overload when PJ and Fran actually TALKED ABOUT FIGWIT!!! *swoon* Could ya die?

So, in honor of my favorite elf extra who’s inexplicable popularity rivals that of Boba Fett, I submit these two parodies. They are old, Father William, but I like them anyway.

Figwit, I’m In Love

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This one’s for you, Foe

March 2, 2005 § 3 Comments

(for )

To the Tune of “Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds”

*ahem*

Picture yourself in a glen outside Mordor
Where Haradrim march
And a swift arrow flies
An ambush erupts and you find you’re surrounded
Before you an Oliphaunt dies

Gondorian soldiers appear left and right,
Towering over your head
Somebody grabs you and you try to fight
But your caught.

Please don’t take the Ring to Gondor
Please don’t take the Ring to Gondor (repeat)

Ahhhh….

Faramir leads to a cave near a cascade
And questions you both
With doubt in his eyes
Everyone watches as you fret and worry
How can you get past this guy

Gollum’s found fishing from their secret shore
What are you going to say?
“Please just trust Master,” you beckon and plead
Now he’s caught.

Please don’t take the Ring to Gondor
please don’t take the Ring to Gondor

Ahhhhh….

Picture yourself on a wall in Osgiliath
Where battle’s engaged
With Nazgul that fly
Suddenly you find there’s a Ring near your finger
But Sam intercedes with a cry

Faramir sees and finally understands you,
Letting you go with a sigh…

I won’t take the Ring to Gondor,
I won’t take the Ring to gondor (repeat)

Let me tell you, that is WEIRD writing all that while listeing to something *completely* different. lol

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