## LJ Idol Season Six Week Nine: The Better Half: An Equation

January 7, 2010 § 26 Comments

Whole milk, once divided = skim milk + cream. Cream > Skim milk, therefore cream is the better half.

Honey comb = honey + wax (and sometimes unavoidable bee parts.) Honey is way > wax, and so is the undisputed better half.

Oil and vinegar, though easily divided, are > the sum of their parts when together, so there is no better half in this equation.

Peanut butter cups = AWESOME. They are peanut butter + chocolate. When divided, they still = AWESOME. Peanut butter cups have no better half, they are two AWESOME halves multiplied by infinite levels of AWESOMOCITY.

Me + Matt = Elanor. She, like oil and vinegar, is greater than the sum of her parts, though she is non-divisible. Like Peanut butter cups, she does not have a better half, but achieves infinite levels of AWESOMOCITY. Like milk, she makes a complete whole, but is greater than cream, and sweeter than honey.

Her value equals immeasurable joy and untold worth.

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### § 26 Responses to LJ Idol Season Six Week Nine: The Better Half: An Equation

• Amen. Children are our better halves taken from both halves.

• DT says:

They are. She’s waaay better looking than either of us. It was a good DNA jumble that day. ðŸ˜‰

• lawchicky says:

This is TOO cute ðŸ™‚

Aw ðŸ™‚

• onda_bianca says:

Very cute and sweet…:)

• baxaphobia says:

Simple but says a lot. Nice job!

• As a teacher, I like to think of kids as the bonus points of life…at least my kids are like that! P.

• frodo_esque says:

Very creative!

• That is so sweet!

• liret says:

Peanut butter cups and babies. Proof that when you mix good things, you get even better things.

• kiwiria says:

• DT says:

Preach it, sister.

• DT says:

Thank you!

• DT says:

Aw! Thanks!

• DT says:

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• DT says:

Thank you!

• DT says:

Thanks!

• DT says:

Kids are like bonus points! They are Teh Awesome.

• DT says:

Thank you! ðŸ™‚

• DT says:

Thanks!

• unlikekudzu says:

Great entry ðŸ™‚ I really like the variety of your analogies.

• pixie117 says:

That was great! I loved how you tied it in together!

• java_fiend says:

Beautiful. Very nicely written… I like this a lot.
And since I have no children, I can only say with certainty that peanut butter cups do in fact, equal awesome. lol…

• beautyofgrey says:

I love this purely for your use of AWESOMEOCITY.
And peanut butter cups. Nom!

• roina_arwen says:

Awwww! Very sweet entry. I shall use my AWESOME peanut butter cup icon in your honor. ðŸ™‚

• karmasoup says:

I had sort of thought this was going to be rambling until you put the point on it, and it packed a cute punch!

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